I’m in a bad mood. Yeah. My stomach hurts. It’s kind of cold and the window is open. Although it’s… Read more Literal French Laundry
Bonjour! Are you interested in l’art? Oui? Allors, you may want to take my course about mistakes and illustration (click… Read more Mistakes? Puh. No such thing.
Making friends has always come exceptionally easy to me. I think largely because of my natural aroma–a soothing mix of… Read more Minimal Comfort
Recently, I was an influential member on a docent tour in a lovely art gallery in Naples, Florida. I tried… Read more As They Say
Bonjour toute le monde! I see that you are enjoying a pain au chocolat— I’m sure you won’t mind if… Read more S.V.P et Merci!
I like to attend a lot of meetings. I don’t get paid for these strategic outings; I just find them… Read more Exactement!
I have reason to believe that I smell incredibly good. I recently purchased a new perfume: CK1 Red. I like… Read more L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER
A long time ago, I was at a party discussing underwear. There was a hobo trashcan fire burning in the… Read more French Underwear
“Dear Coworkers from my first job after college, I will never forgive you. That’s right, jerks. You threw out my… Read more C’est ma vache.
Oh hi! I love your costume. That wig looks so real! And, your makeup is also spot on 1981. Is… Read more Hallo, Ween.