Bonjour. Hello. How are you. You’re looking great. Like the tie. Like the face. Let’s get to it. NE PARLEZ… Read more No anglais!
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour! Quoi de neuf? Moi? Je suis un peu perplexe comme toute le temps. Oh I’m just existentially… Read more Translation!
I couldn’t go to the school today. I woke up at 4:30am to my back muscles spasming. After getting out… Read more Stress is a Mirror Room.
Numbers. The children line up to go downstairs to the gross motor room. The concept of lines is a strange… Read more Huit!
It’s hard to predict one’s own life. It’s easier to just do things and keep doing them, and then maybe… Read more Commençons. Let’s begin.
salut! I got a job. C’est tres cool. treeeeesssss cool. I work with an interesting demographic of people. Some can’t… Read more Vive le Vent
Thank you, everyone. Please be seated. The royal family has told me I have twenty minutes for this talk, but… Read more Avant-garde
As you can see, the website has a new look. Yep. That’s simply because I wanted a new aesthetic, not… Read more The “Inequality within the Toe Hierarchy? A Little Toe Speaks the Truth” lecture will be in four weeks.
Gosh, you’re as pretty as an elfin flight attendant. Geez. What solar cream are you using these days?
Salut! So, I just saw the solar eclipse and everything has changed in my life. I feel that we are… Read more This is not a poem.