Recently, I was an influential member on a docent tour in a lovely art gallery in Naples, Florida. I tried… Read more As They Say
Bonjour toute le monde! I see that you are enjoying a pain au chocolat— I’m sure you won’t mind if… Read more S.V.P et Merci!
I like to attend a lot of meetings. I don’t get paid for these strategic outings; I just find them… Read more Exactement!
I have reason to believe that I smell incredibly good. I recently purchased a new perfume: CK1 Red. I like… Read more L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER
A long time ago, I was at a party discussing underwear. There was a hobo trashcan fire burning in the… Read more French Underwear
“Dear Coworkers from my first job after college, I will never forgive you. That’s right, jerks. You threw out my… Read more C’est ma vache.
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The above image is how I feel today. You see, Debbie, (that’s what your name is, right? that’s what it… Read more C’est mauvais! (not really).
Oh mon dieu. There’s someone in the kitchen. I hear them. They are clanking a cup. I just heard… Read more Brian est dans le cuisine.
Oh okay, so my dream aspiration is to become this famous writer, so famous that when I go to give… Read more Fish Sticks and Death Jokes