I’m jet lagged from Japan and up late into the night, which I don’t like (oh mon dieu it’s so… Read more Lovely smart blog that isn’t mine (what?! is this a mistake? not mine? and good? ah oui. bien sur.): Read “Just keep running…”
Bonjour! Are you interested in l’art? Oui? Allors, you may want to take my course about mistakes and illustration (click… Read more Mistakes? Puh. No such thing.
Bonjour toute le monde! I see that you are enjoying a pain au chocolat— I’m sure you won’t mind if… Read more S.V.P et Merci!
I like to attend a lot of meetings. I don’t get paid for these strategic outings; I just find them… Read more Exactement!
I have reason to believe that I smell incredibly good. I recently purchased a new perfume: CK1 Red. I like… Read more L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER
A long time ago, I was at a party discussing underwear. There was a hobo trashcan fire burning in the… Read more French Underwear
“Dear Coworkers from my first job after college, I will never forgive you. That’s right, jerks. You threw out my… Read more C’est ma vache.
Oh hi! I love your costume. That wig looks so real! And, your makeup is also spot on 1981. Is… Read more Hallo, Ween.
The above image is how I feel today. You see, Debbie, (that’s what your name is, right? that’s what it… Read more C’est mauvais! (not really).
Oh mon dieu. There’s someone in the kitchen. I hear them. They are clanking a cup. I just heard… Read more Brian est dans le cuisine.